- However, 'Definitely, Maybe' avoids all that reasonably well, and is as entertaining for me as the classic films of this genre from yesteryear, with a script peppered with funny lines, a great.
- Definitely, Maybe Synopsis: Romantic comedy: Will Hayes, a 30-something Manhattan dad is in the midst of a divorce when his 10 year old daughter, Maya, starts to question him about his life before marriage.
- About fifty, maybe a hundred years into the future. See what’s to come. BILLY I’m finally moving out this weekend. Don’t blow the house up until after I’m gone. DONALD Good night, son. BILLY Night, dad. Billy climbs the staircase. His dad returns to inspecting the time machine.
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Definitely, Maybe Script - Dialogue Transcript Voila! Finally, the Definitely, Maybe script is here for all you fans of the Ryan Reynolds movie, also starring Abigail Breslin and Rachel Weisz. This puppy is a transcript that was painstakingly transcribed using the screenplay and/or.
Okay. Here you go.
- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
Hi, Will. Package for you.
I don't thinkanyone ever imagines
on theirwedding day
they'll be part of the 46%
that doesn't live happily ever after.
Will?
Just heard we got the Quaker Oats account.
Way to go.
You must be completely psyched.
Then again,
I neverthought I'd spend my days,
weeks and years working
in an advertising agency
trying to figure out how to get kids to eat
Cap'n Crunchinstead of Froot Loops.
But Tuesdays and Fridays
are my favorite days.
I get out of work early, and I go pick up
my daughter, Maya, from school.
Now, it's a greatfeeling when you find
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the righttrack to go with the day.
And today, I have found
the absoluteperfect song.
B*tches, they can kiss my...
The otherperfect song.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
But sometimes, no matter
how carefully you plan your playlist,
there is no righttrack for what awaits you.
- Come on, come on!
- Hey, what's going on?
Will, did you know there was gonna be
a sex ed class today?
Aren't they kind of young?
- Yeah! It was a total disaster.
- At least it got them reading.
There's a book!
'The 250 millionsperm are ejaculated
'and begintheirtreacherous journey
towards the fallopian tubes!
'One hundredmillion are wiped
out instantly...'
I'm gonna find Maya.
Do you still have sex with Daddy?
- What are you talking about?
- Do you?
- You know, we will go home and talk...
- You do, don't you?
- We will go home and talk about this.
- I hate you, I hate you!
Stop pulling on me! I am trying
to get to the bottom of something!
We need to talk.
Which is when the man
removes his penis from his pajamas
and thrusts it into a woman's vagina...
Okay, but Mrs. Gallagher
didn't actually say 'thrust.'
- Yeah.
- Oh.
But what I don't understand,
Sammy Boigon's sister said
he was an accident.
I mean, how do you accidentally
thrust a penis into... Hi, Luis.
- Hey.
- How do you accidentally...
Stop saying 'penis' and 'thrust.'
Just say 'tinkle part' or 'wee-wee.'
Something cute.
- Explain how Sammy was an accident.
- That's complicated.
- Penis! Penis.
- Okay. All right, that's enough.
Okay, they...
It's not like his dad slipped
on a banana peel.
The accident was that Sammy's mom
got pregnant.
If they didn't want a baby,
then how come they had sex?
That's a very good question.
I guess you could say
that they were rehearsing.
- Was I an accident?
- No.
- I was, wasn't I?
- No.
You were completely and totally on purpose.
I knew exactly what I was getting into.
I think you should tell me
the story of you and my mom.
Why do you keep saying 'my mom'
like I've never met her?
Well, because now that
you're getting divorced,
she's mine, not yours.
- Is that so?
- Tell me how it happened.
And the real story, not the,
'Oh, we met, we fell in love,
'and we decided to take all that love
'and make a family,
and that's how we made you.'
You know something?
I'm gonna tell you the real, true story
of how me and your mother met.
- When I'm old enough.
- Yep.
- Look. I know love isn't a fairytale.
- Really?
Really.
Did you have another girlfriend
before you met her?
Come on, tell me the truth.
I had two serious girlfriends.
And then some other,
a smattering of otherwomen that I dated.
You know.
What?
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What's the boy word for slut?
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They still haven't come up with one yet,
but I'm sure they're working on it.
You a vegetarian this week or not?
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- Yeah, I am.
- Great.
I'm guessing
you weren't her first boyfriend.